automated · text-first delivery
Founder Launch Roast — Quick Fire.
$19 one-time
⏱ usually within 30 min
5-section structured landing-page roast with 3 quick wins and an A–F grade. Text-first delivery for the fastest reality check: what a cold visitor sees, what confuses them, and what to fix first.
order summary
roast · 5 sections · 3 quick wins · A–F grade $19
delivery window 30 min automated
refund policy 14-day · partial after work starts
merchant of record Paddle.com Market Ltd
5-section scored roast: hero, value prop, social proof, CTA, friction
3 specific quick wins you can ship in 1 hour
overall A–F grade with the one-sentence reason
what a stranger would assume your product does (vs what you intend)
text report delivered to your inbox, usually under 30 minutes
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