Founder Launch Roast — Deep Teardown.

$49 one-time

⏱ usually 30–60 min automated

Full 1-page written teardown plus a narrated MP4 walkthrough generated from browser screenshots + Anthropic-first analysis (fallback-safe if provider is unavailable). Same cold-eye critique as Quick Fire, but expanded so you can hand it to a co-founder and execute immediately.

order summary

roast · 1-page written teardown · 10 issues + 5 fixes$49

delivery window30–60 min automated

refund policy14-day · partial after work starts

merchant of recordPaddle.com Market Ltd

want the fast version?switch to Quick Fire →

sample outputopen deep sample →

8-axis diagnosis: hero, IA, copy, social proof, CTA, friction, pricing, mobile
10 ranked issues with concrete evidence and screenshots
5 ranked fixes ordered by ship-cost and conversion impact
1 paragraph on the single thing you should change first
narrated MP4 walkthrough (~5 min) + written HTML teardown in one delivery

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payments processed by Paddle.com Market Ltd, our merchant of record. Paddle handles secure payment, receipts, required tax calculation, and currency conversion.
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